Såhär i tentatider kan det ju vara bra att veta hur man ska bete sig när det är dags att skriva.. här är några användbara tips som jag funderar på att använda mig av:
1. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud.
2. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
4. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
5. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
6. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
7. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
8. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
9. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
10. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
11. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
12. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.
13. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
14. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
15. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."